funny

most the time, things are either funny or not funny. but there are a few things in life that make any situation at any time hilarious.
-little kids swearing
-farting
-someone getting injured
-speech impediments
-when someone misquotes a cliche, song, or quote
-dentures falling out
-people running in to sliding glass doors
-birds pooping on people
-any form of irony
-foreign people (especially asians)
-being totally sarcastic with someone and them thinking you are being literal
-terrible dancers
-bad kissers making in public
-mispronunciations
-people making complete dunces of themselves and thinking they are being cool/funny
-people running downhill and not being able to stop themselves
-glasses that magnify people's eyes
-toilet paper stuck to shoes/ stuck in pants
-skirts tucked into underwear
-someone getting de-pantsed
-wardrobe malfunctions
-wretched singers who think they are something great
-ridiculous bluntness
-wife beaters with ketchup stains
-wedgies
-man boobs
-turrets
-toupees
-people who are white trash